Cleveleys News

Obliging Oystons Dear Cleveleys News, I would just like to say that amidst all this negative talk about Blackpool Football club and owners the Oystons people forget about the good, charitable things the club does. I run a charity that cares for vulnerable people in society and when I contacted the club to propose a visit we were quickly invited and warmly welcomed by the owners. We watched a game for free, and they really got involved, sitting right in amongst us. Then they gave us a free VIP tour of the stadium, even giving some from our party private tours. They were so kind and insisted we visit again very soon. So perhaps they aren't all bad and people should not be so quickly to say unkind things about them. Ben Karlow, Lancashire Home for Vulnerable and Easily-Suggestible Ex-Beauty Queens and Former Swimsuit Models (a registered charity) Brexit and Breslaw Dear Cleveleys News, I can't understand all these people moaning about us leaving Europe and saying that we won'

Oooooh, hello loves! It's me, Deedee, your favourite post-retirement blogger (well, I never actually retired because I never actually worked but that's immaterial, well I think so anyway) here with another blog about my fantastic life in Cleveleys, which I reckon is the best town in the whole of the Fylde, apart from Lytham, obviously. Ooh, and probably Poulton as well. But it's definitely up there in the top three. Anyway, I'm here once again to tell you what I reckon about things and what you should reckon about them too. This time the thing that has caught my attention is toilets . Even though some people don't like to admit it, we all go to the toilet, even her royal majesty the Queen, although I imagine hers is diamond-encrusted. And speaking of toilets that are encrusted, have you seen the state of the Danfo loos in the old Tesco carpark? Goodness me those things need a good scrubbing with some LIDL bleach and a loo-brush. 20p they cost which is a lot of m