Escaped clone runs amok in Cleveleys
Panic and confusion broke out in Cleveleys yesterday after a partially completed clone of the late TV comedian Les Dawson escaped from a local biotech facility and ran amok in the town. The escaped clone of Les Dawson who ran riot in Cleveleys yesterday The clone had been commissioned from Cleveleys based laboratory ' Clone-U-Like ' by an independent television production company, and was due to star in it's own TV special later in the year. But after the abomination of nature broke free from the facility and caused widespread chaos in the surrounding area, TV chiefs say the programme may no longer go ahead. The 'Clone-U-Like' biotech facility at the centre of the controversy The replica comedian smashed through the growth-tube in which he had spent the last 3 months suspended in synthetic-amniotic fluid and managed to make it past the minimum security to the exit door. From here he ran through the town naked, save for some unbranded running shoes he ma